GOATS HAVE BALLSACS!!!!!!!!

Yesterday I experienced something I have never before. I.....SAW.......A GOAT.......HOLY BALLSAC!!!!! I was just walking on the greenbelt and there was a pasture next to the path full of ugly STUPID goats!!! All I had to say was "BAAAAAA" and the all came a-running!!!! The first one I saw was brown and it had the biggest freaking BALLSAC I have ever freaking seen. There was also a false ballsac thingy on its neck and I started fiddling with it. Then I just decided to squeeze its face as hard as I could. It ran away so I went on to a smaller white goat. I REALLY wanted to see its teeth because I heard they had human looking teeth which is freaking HALARIOUS TO MY FREAKING BALLSAC!!!!!! I lifted up its lips and just laughed my PENUS HOLE ANUS OFF!!!! Its teeth were just square and straight!!! I just wanted to PULL THEM OUT!!!!! Goats are the ugliest most pointless animal in the entire animal kingdom because they TRY TO MAKE DAIRY PRODUCTS but they probably taste like FREAKING ANUS PEANS!!!!! Goats have HAIRY RANSID BALLSACS!!!!! Most the goats had ENORMOUS BALLSACS which made me laugh my pee pee anus hole ballsac off!!!!

How To Prepare For the Flying Anuses

Hi my name is (CENSORED). When I see the anuses flying overhead by my house, I usually take extra precautions. Here's what I do:
1st: I get a spicy taco BALLSAC and slap my self in the cheek with it
2nd: I go to the SUPER market and pick up 234,2344,564,2252,,23,62,3,,23,,4 pounds of anus wheat and  I pack it down so its harder than SAL!!!!
6th: I say "Sicky-boom-baddaly-boom" and the beat drops to one of my famous ANUS BALLSAC PEEEEENUUUUUSSS raps.

Im not the sharpest ballsac in the drawer but i know my ways.....i know my days.......AND I DONT HAVE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or CAMPFRYS.....dont ask....PENUL INFECTION. THE END

Underwater Parachuting

      Once upon a time there was a freaking idiotic balsamic vinegar child that smelled like freaky alien hands. He thought it would be a dandy idea to go skydiving UNDERWATER! OHHHWEEEOHHHH!!! He got his beat up parachute and jumped into the water. He was expecting to fall at the speed of light but instead he just slowly floated to the bottom. HE LIKED IT! He didn't stop crying because Rubber Johnny kept poking the balsamic vinegar child in the eye with his wheel chair!!! Rubber Johnny's pee pee decided to smile delightfully at the balsamic vinegar child which caused him to scream BLOODY MURDER!!! nobody cared except for a shark that had an inside out ANUS HOLE. The shark asked if he could help but balsamic vinegar child quickly responded "NO I FREAKING WANT MY OWN ICE CREAM WIENER DOG!!" The anus shark started biting Rubber Johnny's soft mushy head and slurping up all of his RANSID brains.  Two years later there was a pee pee anus hole walrus named JUNKY NOOSE. He didn't have anything to do with this story....just thought I'd mention him....THE END.....For now!