GOATS HAVE BALLSACS!!!!!!!!

Yesterday I experienced something I have never before. I.....SAW.......A GOAT.......HOLY BALLSAC!!!!! I was just walking on the greenbelt and there was a pasture next to the path full of ugly STUPID goats!!! All I had to say was "BAAAAAA" and the all came a-running!!!! The first one I saw was brown and it had the biggest freaking BALLSAC I have ever freaking seen. There was also a false ballsac thingy on its neck and I started fiddling with it. Then I just decided to squeeze its face as hard as I could. It ran away so I went on to a smaller white goat. I REALLY wanted to see its teeth because I heard they had human looking teeth which is freaking HALARIOUS TO MY FREAKING BALLSAC!!!!!! I lifted up its lips and just laughed my PENUS HOLE ANUS OFF!!!! Its teeth were just square and straight!!! I just wanted to PULL THEM OUT!!!!! Goats are the ugliest most pointless animal in the entire animal kingdom because they TRY TO MAKE DAIRY PRODUCTS but they probably taste like FREAKING ANUS PEANS!!!!! Goats have HAIRY RANSID BALLSACS!!!!! Most the goats had ENORMOUS BALLSACS which made me laugh my pee pee anus hole ballsac off!!!!